vance.land/index.html
2023-03-31 19:05:23 -07:00

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<!doctype html>
<html lang='en'>
<head>
<meta charset='utf-8'>
<meta name='viewport' content='width=device-width, initial-scale=1, minimum-scale=1'>
<title>vance.land</title>
<meta name='description' content='vance.land'>
<meta name='author' content='vance'>
<base target='_blank'>
<style>
@font-face {
font-family: 'VT323';
src: url('VT323.ttf');
}
* {
color: #20C20E;
font-family: 'VT323', monospace;
font-size: 16pt;
cursor: url('cursor.cur'), auto !important;
}
body {
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
background: #000000;
overflow: hidden;
}
a {
text-decoration: none;
white-space: nowrap;
overflow: hidden;
}
p {
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
font-size: 1rem;
white-space: normal;
width: 420px;
}
span {
font-size: 1rem;
}
#live {
position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
z-index: 0;
border: none;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<iframe id='live' src='https://live.vance.land/embed/video' title='live.vance.land' height='350px' width='550px' referrerpolicy='origin' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen>
</iframe>
<script>
if (window.self !== window.top) {
document.getElementById('live').remove();
}
const email = (function() {
var p = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
V = p.shift();
return p.reverse().map(function(o, i) {
return String.fromCharCode(o - V - 36 - i)
}).join('')
})(59, 164, 200, 197, 207, 193, 213) + (40559).toString(36).toLowerCase() + (function() {
var Q = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
O = Q.shift();
return Q.reverse().map(function(e, u) {
return String.fromCharCode(e - O - 57 - u)
}).join('')
})(20, 125, 179, 176) + (766).toString(36).toLowerCase() + (function() {
var E = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
f = E.shift();
return E.reverse().map(function(s, C) {
return String.fromCharCode(s - f - 33 - C)
}).join('')
})(24, 158, 167);
const socials = {
'matrix': {
'text': '💊 @vance:vance.land',
'link': 'https://matrix.to/#/@vance:vance.land'
},
'feed': {
'text': `🥫 @${email}`,
'link': 'https://feed.vance.land/@vance'
},
'live': {
'text': '🎥 live.vance.land',
'link': 'https://live.vance.land'
},
'email': {
'text': `📧 ${email}`,
'link': `mailto:${email}`
},
'urbit': {
'text': '🌐 ~sarsup-figput',
'link': 'https://sarsup-figput.vance.land/blog'
},
'telegram': {
'text': '💬 @vanceland',
'link': 'https://t.me/vanceland'
},
'code': {
'text': '🐱‍💻 code.vance.land',
'link': 'https://code.vance.land/vance'
},
'music': {
'text': '🎶 @SMOOTHAPPLIANCE',
'link': 'https://soundcloud.com/smoothappliance'
},
'haram': {
'text': '🕋',
'link': 'https://dreamsinco.de'
}
};
const vw = Math.max(document.documentElement.clientWidth || 0, window.innerWidth || 0);
const vh = Math.max(document.documentElement.clientHeight || 0, window.innerHeight || 0);
const min_speed = 10;
const max_speed = 20;
let entities = 0;
const max_entities = Math.floor(vw / 30);
function animate(entity) {
let flag = parseInt(entity.style.left, 10);
setInterval(() => {
entity.style.left = `${--flag}px`;
if (entity.offsetWidth <= -flag) {
flag = vw + Math.floor(entity.offsetWidth / 2);
let posy = Math.floor(Math.random() * vh) - Math.floor(entity.offsetHeight / 2);
entity.style.top = `${posy}px`;
}
}, Math.floor(Math.random() * (max_speed - min_speed) + min_speed));
}
function createAnchor(link, content) {
if (entities >= max_entities) {
return;
}
const entity = document.createElement('a');
entity.href = link;
entity.target = '_blank';
entity.innerHTML = content;
const posx = Math.floor(Math.random() * vw) - Math.floor(entity.offsetWidth / 2);
const posy = Math.floor(Math.random() * vh) - Math.floor(entity.offsetHeight / 2);
let z_index = Math.floor(entities - max_entities / 2);
z_index = (z_index >= 0) ? z_index + 1 : z_index;
entity.style.position = 'absolute';
entity.style.top = `${posy}px`;
entity.style.left = `${posx}px`;
entity.style.zIndex = `${z_index}`;
document.body.prepend(entity);
++entities;
animate(entity);
}
function htmlDecode(input) {
let doc = new DOMParser().parseFromString(input, 'text/html');
doc = new DOMParser().parseFromString(doc.documentElement.textContent, 'text/html');
return doc;
}
// Always have socials
while(entities < max_entities / 4) {
for (const key in socials) {
createAnchor(socials[key].link, socials[key].text);
}
}
fetch(`${socials.feed.link}.rss`)
.then(response => response.text())
.then(str => new DOMParser().parseFromString(str, 'text/xml'))
.then(data => {
const items = data.querySelectorAll('item');
items.forEach(element => {
text = document.createElement('p');
text.innerHTML = (element.getElementsByTagName('content:encoded')[0] ?? element.getElementsByTagName('title')[0]).textContent;
createAnchor(element.querySelector('link').innerHTML, text.outerHTML);
});
});
function absoluteURL(data, query, url) {
data.querySelectorAll(query).forEach(element => {
element.setAttribute('href', new URL(element.getAttribute('href'), url));
element.removeAttribute('rel');
});
return data;
}
fetch(`${socials.code.link}.atom`)
.then(response => response.text())
.then(str => new DOMParser().parseFromString(str, 'text/xml'))
.then(data => {
data = absoluteURL(data, 'link', socials.code.link);
const items = data.querySelectorAll('entry');
items.forEach(element => {
const title = absoluteURL(htmlDecode(element.querySelector('title').innerHTML), 'a', socials.code.link);
createAnchor(element.querySelector('link').getAttribute('href'), title.body.innerHTML);
});
});
</script>
</body>
</html>