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<!doctype html>
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<html lang='en'>
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<head>
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<meta charset='utf-8'>
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<meta content='width=device-width, initial-scale=1, minimum-scale=1' name='viewport'>
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<title>vance.land</title>
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<meta content='vance.land' name='description'>
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<meta content='vance' name='author'>
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<base target='_blank'>
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<style>
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@font-face {
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font-family: 'VT323';
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src: url('VT323.ttf');
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}
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* {
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color: #20C20E;
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font-family: 'VT323', monospace;
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font-size: 16pt;
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cursor: none;
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}
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html {
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width: 100%;
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height: 100%;
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}
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body {
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background: #000000;
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overflow: hidden;
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}
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a {
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text-decoration: none;
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white-space: nowrap;
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overflow: hidden;
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}
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p {
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padding: 0;
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margin: 0;
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font-size: 1rem;
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white-space: normal;
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width: 420px;
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}
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span {
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font-size: 1rem;
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}
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#banana {
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position: absolute;
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z-index: 2;
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pointer-events: none;
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}
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#bonzi {
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position: absolute;
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transition: transform 0.8s;
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transform-style: preserve-3d;
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z-index: 1;
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pointer-events: none;
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}
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#live {
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position: fixed;
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top: 50%;
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left: 50%;
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transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
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z-index: 0;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<img alt='banana' id='banana' src='banana.png'/>
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<img alt='bonzi' id='bonzi' src='bonzi.png'/>
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<video autoplay controls height='360px' playsinline id='live' width='640px'>
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</video>
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<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/hls.js/dist/hls.min.js"></script>
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<script>
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const email = (function () {
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var p = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
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V = p.shift();
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return p.reverse().map(function (o, i) {
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return String.fromCharCode(o - V - 36 - i)
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}).join('')
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})(59, 164, 200, 197, 207, 193, 213) + (40559).toString(36).toLowerCase() + (function () {
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var Q = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
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O = Q.shift();
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return Q.reverse().map(function (e, u) {
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return String.fromCharCode(e - O - 57 - u)
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}).join('')
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})(20, 125, 179, 176) + (766).toString(36).toLowerCase() + (function () {
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var E = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments),
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f = E.shift();
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return E.reverse().map(function (s, C) {
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return String.fromCharCode(s - f - 33 - C)
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}).join('')
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})(24, 158, 167);
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const socials = {
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'matrix': {
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'text': '💊 @vance:vance.land',
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'link': 'https://matrix.to/#/@vance:vance.land'
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},
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'feed': {
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'text': `🥫 @${email}`,
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'link': 'https://feed.vance.land/@vance'
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},
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'live': {
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'text': '🎥 live.vance.land',
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'link': 'https://live.vance.land/vance/'
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},
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'email': {
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'text': `📧 ${email}`,
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'link': `mailto:${email}`
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},
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'urbit': {
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'text': '🌐 ~sarsup-figput',
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'link': 'https://sarsup-figput.vance.land/blog'
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},
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'telegram': {
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'text': '💬 @vanceland',
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'link': 'https://t.me/vanceland'
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},
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'code': {
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'text': '🐱💻 code.vance.land',
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'link': 'https://code.vance.land/vance'
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},
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'music': {
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'text': '🎶 @SMOOTHAPPLIANCE',
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'link': 'https://soundcloud.com/smoothappliance'
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},
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'haram': {
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'text': '🕋',
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'link': 'https://dreamsinco.de'
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}
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};
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// bonzi
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const banana = document.getElementById('banana');
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const bonzi = document.getElementById('bonzi');
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let mouseTop = 0;
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let mouseLeft = 0;
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let bonziTop = 0;
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let bonziLeft = 0;
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const speed = 0.02;
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(function moveBonzi() {
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bonzi.style.transform = bonziLeft > mouseLeft ? 'translate(5%, -35%) scaleX(-1)' : 'translate(-80%, -35%)';
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bonziTop = bonziTop + ((mouseTop - bonziTop) * speed);
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bonziLeft = bonziLeft + ((mouseLeft - bonziLeft) * speed);
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bonzi.style.top = `${bonziTop}px`;
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bonzi.style.left = `${bonziLeft}px`;
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requestAnimationFrame(moveBonzi);
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})();
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['mousemove', 'touchstart', 'touchmove'].forEach(type => {
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window.addEventListener(type, event => {
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mouseTop = event.clientY || event.touches[0].clientY;
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mouseLeft = event.clientX || event.touches[0].clientX;
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banana.style.top = `${mouseTop}px`;
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banana.style.left = `${mouseLeft}px`;
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});
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});
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//live
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const live = document.getElementById('live');
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const liveSrc = new URL('index.m3u8', socials.live.link).toString();
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const vw = Math.max(document.documentElement.clientWidth || 0, window.innerWidth || 0);
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const vh = Math.max(document.documentElement.clientHeight || 0, window.innerHeight || 0);
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// resize video if view width is smaller than frame
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if (parseInt(live.width, 10) > vw) {
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live.width = `${vw}px`;
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live.height = `${vw * (9 / 16)}px`;
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}
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(function loadStream() {
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// remove stream if embedded
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if (window.self !== window.top) {
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live.remove();
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return;
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}
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if (Hls.isSupported()) {
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const hls = new Hls({
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maxLiveSyncPlaybackRate: 1.5,
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});
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hls.on(Hls.Events.ERROR, (event, data) => {
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if (data.fatal) {
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live.style.display = 'none';
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hls.destroy();
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}
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setTimeout(loadStream, 5000);
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});
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hls.on(Hls.Events.MEDIA_ATTACHED, () => {
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hls.loadSource(liveSrc);
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});
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hls.on(Hls.Events.MANIFEST_PARSED, () => {
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live.style.removeProperty('display');
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live.play();
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});
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hls.attachMedia(live);
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} else if (live.canPlayType('application/vnd.apple.mpegurl')) {
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fetch(liveSrc)
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.then(() => {
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live.src = liveSrc;
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live.play();
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});
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}
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})();
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// animated anchors
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const minSpeed = 10;
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const maxSpeed = 20;
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let anchors = 0;
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const maxAnchors = Math.floor(vw / 30);
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function animateAnchor(anchor) {
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let flag = parseInt(anchor.style.left, 10);
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setInterval(() => {
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anchor.style.left = `${--flag}px`;
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if (anchor.offsetWidth <= -flag) {
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flag = vw + Math.floor(anchor.offsetWidth / 2);
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let posy = Math.floor(Math.random() * vh) - Math.floor(anchor.offsetHeight / 2);
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anchor.style.top = `${posy}px`;
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}
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}, Math.floor(Math.random() * (maxSpeed - minSpeed) + minSpeed));
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}
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function createAnchor(link, content) {
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if (anchors >= maxAnchors) {
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return;
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}
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const anchor = document.createElement('a');
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anchor.href = link;
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anchor.target = '_blank';
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anchor.innerHTML = content;
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const posTop = Math.floor(Math.random() * vh) - Math.floor(anchor.offsetHeight / 2);
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const posLeft = Math.floor(Math.random() * vw) - Math.floor(anchor.offsetWidth / 2);
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let zIndex = Math.floor(anchors - maxAnchors / 2);
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zIndex = (zIndex >= 0) ? zIndex + 1 : zIndex;
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anchor.style.position = 'absolute';
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anchor.style.top = `${posTop}px`;
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anchor.style.left = `${posLeft}px`;
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anchor.style.zIndex = `${zIndex}`;
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document.body.prepend(anchor);
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++anchors;
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animateAnchor(anchor);
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}
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// Always have socials
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while (anchors < maxAnchors / 4) {
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for (const key in socials) {
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createAnchor(socials[key].link, socials[key].text);
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}
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}
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// feed
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fetch(`${socials.feed.link}.rss`)
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.then(response => response.text())
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.then(str => new DOMParser().parseFromString(str, 'text/xml'))
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.then(data => {
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const items = data.querySelectorAll('item');
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items.forEach(element => {
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const text = document.createElement('p');
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text.innerHTML = (element.getElementsByTagName('content:encoded')[0] ?? element.getElementsByTagName('title')[0]).textContent;
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createAnchor(element.querySelector('link').innerHTML, text.outerHTML);
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});
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});
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// code + helpers
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function absoluteURL(data, query, url) {
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data.querySelectorAll(query).forEach(element => {
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element.setAttribute('href', new URL(element.getAttribute('href'), url));
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element.removeAttribute('rel');
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});
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return data;
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}
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function htmlDecode(input) {
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let doc = new DOMParser().parseFromString(input, 'text/html');
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doc = new DOMParser().parseFromString(doc.documentElement.textContent, 'text/html');
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return doc;
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}
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fetch(`${socials.code.link}.atom`)
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.then(response => response.text())
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.then(str => new DOMParser().parseFromString(str, 'text/xml'))
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.then(data => {
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data = absoluteURL(data, 'link', socials.code.link);
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const items = data.querySelectorAll('entry');
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items.forEach(element => {
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const title = absoluteURL(htmlDecode(element.querySelector('title').innerHTML), 'a', socials.code.link);
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createAnchor(element.querySelector('link').getAttribute('href'), title.body.innerHTML);
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});
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});
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>
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